Aug 9th 2008 6:03PM by Tom Fornelli (author feed)

Part of me feels sorry for Molly Dapier, after all, all she was trying to do was shoot her piece for Mouthpiece Sports when some dumbass Cubs fan in blue body paint decided to dump a cooler of water over her for no reason. On the other hand, though, she at a Cubs game. Idiotic behavior from the drunken fans in attendance is an inherent trait of the ballpark.

It’s a tradition as old as the ivy on the outfield walls.

That being said, the kid who did this is a total idiot. Why did he dump the water on Dapier? To look cool? Somebody should let him know that it’s really hard to look cool when you have no shirt on, a concave chest (had the water been poured on him, a puddle would have formed), and you’re covered in body paint.

Also, anyone think he would have done this if Dapier had been a man? Odds are he wouldn’t have because I know if it had been me he dumped the water on, I would have beaten him half to death right there on the spot. I’m surprised Molly didn’t.

(Via SPORTSbyBROOKS)